How To Handle Your Teacher!
February 20th, 2007
As we all know, teachers are there to give you homework and make your life as miserable as possible!!!(so it may seem)
Most pupils even think they don’t have a life out of school. Being the teachers pet is not always the way to sucsess, because then you will not have very many friends.
If you and your buddies are talking about how much your teacher didn’t suit the skirt she was wearing this morning, make sure she is not standing right behind you!!(now this mistake can lead to masses and masses of punishment excersices and dicipline letters!)
Actually, most teachers are blood sucking monsters…only joking!!! they can have a laugh and be cool only just remember not ever to make the mistake of calling them mum or dad!( you will be the laughing stock of the school if you say it too loud.)
most of the teachers i have had are actually quite big, hairy and ugly…only joking…again. they are good and nice to have.
please dont tell of the teacher i wrote this if you know!!!!(or i will haunt you and you WILL regret it!!!)
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1. Elma | February 20th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Again you’ve written an amusing, readable piece - and there is some good advice there! At least you admit that you’re only joking when you call us “blood sucking monsters” and “big, hairy and ugly” - well, I HOPE you’re joking!
I know you wrote this quickly but there are a few daft mistakes in here - like missing out capital letters at sentence starts and for “I”!
Remember… I know who you are so maybe you need to write something about how LOVELY teachers are or I’ll tell everybody who wrote this! ;o)
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