the kung-fu grandma
June 2nd, 2007
One morning I (grandma) was walking down the street at 9:00am going shopping in primark.After a while someone punched me. I too k off my jacket and i went to fight back. I punched then kicked him then i punched him again but he said,”I give up you win!” So he went away crying like a baby.Soon later she signed for WWE(World Wrestling entertainment.) The first match was against John Cena and guess what… She won the world championship title! Her music for entering the ring was the simpsons theme tune. She won every game until… The real challenge. The great khali. She used all of her Kung-fu to beat him.She done a mental move and died.That was the end of her!
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1. Jenny | June 4th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
A Kung-Fu Grandma - wow! But what a sad ending - poor Granny.
2. Kitty | June 8th, 2007 at 10:19 am
May be your Kung Fu Grandma went to China before!?Very good!!!!!!!
3. Kitty | June 8th, 2007 at 10:32 am
That story was very funny and I very like it well done!!!!!
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