Uncle Joe is football crazy
December 14th, 2007
I had been called to go and visit my uncle Joe. The next day I went to see him. I took the bus to East road. When I got to his house, it looked very very old. I knocked on the door; dust swept into my face as my shaking hand smacked on it. I was very nervous. I had never been to my uncle’s house before, he had only been to my house. He never answered. I opened the door. It wasn’t locked. He should have locked it. There are a lot of burglars in this road. As I walked in, it smelled like wet leather. There was a shelf on a wall there were about ten football trophies on it. On the living room door handle were a pair of boxing gloves. In a corner of the kitchen there were football boots on top of a sheet of newspaper. On the counter there was a note saying.
Sorry I’m not here. I couldn’t miss ENGLAND vs JAPAN,there is a ticket to let you come and see the match. But if you get here on the 30th of November, thats it, you have missed the match. Bye Bye uncle Joe.
I went on to look around the house. I went into his bedroom, there were footballs everywhere. I looked at the wall, there was an Aberdeen strip on it. Then I heard a strange creeping noise from the wardrobe, I opened it. BOO! It was my uncle and he had scared me. I ran away home. But uncle Joe had fallen to his knees with laughter. Anyway, it was April fools day.
Darren






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