The Chief o Mounthooley’s Kilt

 

Pr 3/4 Causewayend

 

 

Narrator:

 

At Mounthooly lived a Chief,

 

Wanted a kilt tae keep him warm

 

A kilt his enemies widna see

 

A kilt tae keep him safe fae herm

 

And jist in case the Chief should sneeze

 

Wi matchin boxers tae his knees

 

 

 

Song:

 

Oh chieftain, chieftain will ye gang tae schule,  atween the Dee an Don?

 

Oh na, na, na, I winna gang tae schule for I hae nae kilt tae pit on

 

 

 

Sae they left him there in his socks an his vest

 

An they made him a kilt o the very very best

 

They made him a kilt o the very very best

 

An the chieftain pit it on.

 

 

 

His Monday kilt will be grey tae blend

 

In wi the school at Causewayend

 

A climbin frame that’s peinted broon

 

Bins that’s scattered aa aroon

 

A peintin on the nursery shed

 

An the denner hut far bairns are fed

 

 

 

Song:

 

Oh chieftain will ye gang up tae the hills,  atween the Dee an Don?

 

Oh na I winna gang up tae the hills for I hae nae kilt tae pit on

 

 

 

Sae they left him there in his socks an his vest

 

An they made him a kilt o the very very best

 

They made him a kilt o the very very best

 

An the chieftain pit it on.

 

 

 

His Tuesday kilt is for the hills

 

Wi jobby thistles roon its frills

 

A golden eagle, wings raxxed wide

 

An rabbits on the mountainside

 

 

 

Song:

 

Oh chieftain will ye gang intae the toon,  atween the Dee an Don?

 

Oh na I wionna gang intae the toon for I hae nae kilt tae pit on

 

 

 

Sae they left him there in his socks an his vest

 

An they made him a kilt o the very very best

 

They made him a kilt o the very very best

 

An the chieftain pit it on.

 

 

 

His Wednesday kilt will match the toon

 

Wi cars an larries rattlin roon

 

Wi vans and bikes, hooses and shops

 

Wi speedin skateboarders chased by cops

 

 

 

Song:

 

Oh chieftain will ye gang doon tae the sea,  atween the Dee an Don?

 

Oh na I winna gang doon tae the sea for I hae nae kilt tae pit on

 

 

 

Sae they left him there in his socks an his vest

 

An they made him a kilt o the very very best

 

They made him a kilt o the very very best

 

An the chieftain pit it on.

 

 

 

His Thurday kilt is for the sea

 

Wi fish and seaweed for his tea

 

Wi ferries, tankers, rescue boats

 

An fishing nets wi buoys that float

 

 

 

Song:

 

Oh chieftain will ye gang intae the trees,  atween the Dee an Don?

 

Oh na I winna gang intae the trees for I hae nae kilt tae pit on

 

 

 

Sae they left him there in his socks an his vest

 

An they made him a kilt o the very very best

 

They made him a kilt o the very very best

 

An the chieftain pit it on.

 

 

 

His Friday kilt is for the trees

 

Wi squirrels, hoolets, puddocks, fleas

 

Aik an aipple, elm an holly

 

An spurgies cheepin nice an jolly

 

 

 

Song:

 

Oh chieftain will ye gang intae the shops,  atween the Dee an Don?

 

Oh na  I winna gang intae the shops for I hae nae kilt tae pit on

 

 

 

Sae they left him there in his socks an his vest

 

An they made him a kilt o the very very best

 

They made him a kilt o the very very best

 

An the chieftain pit it on.

 

 

 

His Setterday kilt is for the shop

 

Wi washin pooder, cloot an mop

 

Aipples, haggis, neeps an tatties

 

Cokes, hett chocolate, milk an latties

 

 

 

Song:

 

Oh chieftain will ye gang intae the park,  atween the Dee an Don?

 

Oh na, I winna gang intae the park for I hae nae kilt tae pit on

 

 

 

Sae they left him there in his socks an his vest

 

An they made him a kilt o the very very best

 

They made him a kilt o the very very best

 

An the chieftain pit it on.

 

 

 

His Sunday kilt is for the park

 

Children lauch an dugs that bark

 

A merrymatanzie, chute an swing

 

Seagulls daein the Heilan fling

 

 

 

The Chief o Mounthooly’s kilts are cool

 

Made by the bairns o’ the school

 

At Causewayend they’’ll nae be seen

 

Weel camouflaged in Aiberdeen.